What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 07:51

The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Why was Boromir corrupted by the One Ring, but not Faramir in The Lord of the Rings?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
From Russia With Love
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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Moonraker
You Only Live Twice
Goldfinger
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Diamonds Are Forever
A View to a Kill
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Ah so!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Octopussy
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-All the bad guys are black.
Live and Let Die
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
What do you think hell is like?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Dr No
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?